The cover art is the best thing about this horror parody anthology. The Diary Of Anne Frankenstein segment was amusing, with a bit of OMG It’s My 10Th Birthday Girl 10 Years Old Birthday T Shirt of humor thrown in. The teens in the bridging segment were not only the most likable, but the best actors with the best scripted scenes. (it was like someone else wrote those scenes, they were actually clever) Of course, they had to die horribly. Some good actors like Ray Wise and Lin Shaye are completely wasted in demeaning material. Not only really gory, but gross, especially the 4th (thankfully brief) segment involving lots of shots of poop. I had to fast forward that section. But hey, if you want to see lusty zombies tear of a guy’s package while giving him a BJ, this might be the movie for you!
I am originally from NJ, I moved to NY state for 2 years to be closer to my OMG It’s My 10Th Birthday Girl 10 Years Old Birthday T Shirt at the time. There I developed a love for shooting sports and began my gun collection. And mind you this is all pre SAFE Act. I then made the terrible mistake of moving back to NJ with firearms in tow, while blissfully and ignorantly assuming that all states had the same laws regarding guns *foreshadowing*. Keeping this in mind remember; “Ignorantia juris non excusat” (Latin for “Ignorance of the law excuses not). This is where my story should end and I’m sure beyond a doubt most of you who own guns in the state can assume the rest, but unfortunately it is far more complicated than that.
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Questionable straightwashing of Ron Woodruff aside (he was reportedly queer himself), the movie tells the tired story of a homophobic OMG It’s My 10Th Birthday Girl 10 Years Old Birthday T Shirt after becoming friends with queer people. Jared Leto’s Oscar-winning performance (setting aside the offensive practice of cis actors playing trans actors) is also garishly bad, succumbing to the very worst Hollywood stereotypes of trans characters as fragile, beauty-obsessed, tragic martyrs used to wring easy emotion out of the viewer. All of that aside, there are no dramatic beats here that aren’t present in other, better “underdog vs. the establishment” stories like Erin Brokovich or Philadelphia.
I’m gonna be the dickhead who laughs at horror movies now. As someone who is a huge fan of Saw a large part of my enjoyment of any of them after 4 comes from the absurdity surrounding how they managed to keep the franchise going after 3, I mean it’s become a soap opera of twists and turns that get crazier with each film, being either absurdly easy to guess or absolutely impossible without having already seen the film. Additionally the OMG It’s My 10Th Birthday Girl 10 Years Old Birthday T Shirt logistics of the traps in the later films just become humorous when you start to think about how basically everything involving John Kramer is supposed to have happened over the course of maybe a year, yet he managed to build intricate traps that would probably take months to build even if it was all he did, and then there’s the fact that he must be manually distressing a lot of stuff for it to look so grimey considering how many custom machined parts he would need. It is increasingly clear with each film after Saw 3 that it was never meant to get that far and the writers had never planned for it, so it’s just a soap opera about a guy who has Batman-esque foresight and finances when it comes to designing dingy murder escape rooms, all because the first film had such a low budget that they couldn’t afford anything better.