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I had literal SECONDS to recuperate my thoughts and figure out a plan because there wasn’t a Retro Guitar Dad The Man The Myth The Guitar Legend shirt in the most miracle land of miracles that I would stop in time to not hit Karen. Unfortunately (for Karen) I didn’t come up with a plan that would save me, my bike, and Karen, but I did come up with a plan to save only me. And that plan was to bail right this instant! I wasted no time let go of the handlebars lifted my left leg over the frame to the right and propelled myself off as far away as possible. As soon as I left contact with my bike I heard Karen screaming like a banshee and milliseconds after I hear the sound of the collision.