I hates it! One of the conditions with my relationship to my now husband was he would never subject me to the restaurant happy birthday experience. Ever. No free dessert is worth that shit. I find it annoying AF when it gets sung for another table, too. Damages the calm.Throw the song. Butcher it and stomp on the remains. Sing off key, have some people be a few seconds ahead, others a few seconds behind.Have one person be 10 seconds behind, and about 3 people completely over emphasize the “BIRTHday” before the name in the song. Have another person sing the last “you” like a Ring diamond turns out you can make a wife out of a ho shirt .
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Fucking hate the shit out of that song. It always has a weird start because no one counts it down, it’s sung too slow because a bunch of people have to sing it together, it’s awkward as hell for the birthday person, there is always some jag-off that has to crappily harmonize the last verse.I’ve hated it for years and everyone I know is aware. My 30th birthday was a surprise party and everyone hummed that song, thought it was pretty funny.I hate that song. For some reason it makes me cringe when I get attention forced on me like that, and being forced to sing with my broke ass, off key voice is embarrassing as hell. I used to be a waitress at Waffle House and someone drunks tried to bully me into singing it for them. I did not. They pulled out the “customer is always right” card. I couldn’t think of anything witty to say so I just Ring diamond turns out you can make a wife out of a ho shirt and the moment became more and more awkward as I “ruined their moment”.Excuse me if my need for a bit of dignity as a freaking WAFFLE HOUSE WAITRESS!!! ruined your night. Don’t take what little we have left!